New Rule: Beef with Broccoli
New Rule e.g. 1: Just because your tattoo has Chinese characters in it doesn't make you spiritual. It's right above the crack of your ass. And it translates to "beef with broccoli." The last time you did anything spiritual, you were praying to God you weren't pregnant. You're not spiritual. You're just high. - Bill MaherNew Rule e.g. 2: The next reality show must be called "America's Stupidest State." We'll start at 50, and each week, if your state does something really stupid with, say, evolution or images of the Virgin Mary, you'll move on to the next round. Now, of course, the final five will always end up being Alabama, Utah, Kansas, Texas and Florida. Sorry, Tennessee. - Bill Maher
In my opinion, Bill Maher is currently the best comedian mixing his politics and his humour. I just ordered his latest book. The guy is on point, on just about everything. Everything.
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